The video shorts cover the following man-centric topics; all sponsored by, of all things, grape nuts cereal.  

There are also some article shorts as well, plus some neat e-cards following the same humor line.

VIDEOS:  

Baldness: how to take it like a man

Starting a new workout routine after 20 years

Dropping a belt size before a reunion

ARTICLES:  

How to banish the beer belly

High school reunion survival guide

Lots of others, just look!

THE GUYS MANUAL

THE END!

We have the amazing Rolling Razor.

Ok, here are the world changing claims:

Price : $14.95     I’ll take two, HERE

My prediction:  One year shelf life, then QVC, then 1.99 at the BIG LOTS

Ok it has a great site, nice photos, good overall idea but the product.. Well, I “found” it on or about 5/15/09… Check back in a year and see if it is still as amazing as they claim.

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If possible, The world domination bunny would give this two thumbs down!

PS, They make em for chicks too!

From that memorable time spent with the amazing time consuming and not-so-educational mechanical inscription device until now I have been fascinated with the toy. In what will very likely be the crowning event of my professional career I am currently on track to become the President of the International Etch-a-Sketch Association in 2018

For your own Etch-a-Sketch skip through memory lane, you can play around with a new electronic but 63% realistic version at this link:  http://www.etchy.org/ 

There Are No Stupid Questions

But There Are a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots

As you know if you have kept up, I started a test blog to learn how to link social networking to business development. Recently, I have added some developments, as follows:

On the LAFFS blog, I’ve added a section called DEMOTIVATORS, inspired by http://despair.com/

You’ve seen beautiful photographs coupled with utterly ridiculous versions of impossible notions and platitudinous psychobabble; they’re ubiquitous in today’s corporate ivory towers… DEMOVITATORS turns that nonsense on its ear while elevating insensitivity to its logical conclusion. 

If you’re a hypersensitive ninny, you’ll need to thicken your skin to enjoy these pearls of real wisdom from our friends at despair.com.

I have also added a new business and general interest blog, http://jeffnix.wordpress.com/

It has now and will be expanded to include business as well as personal interest topics inserted as categories.

Click to the blogs to enjoy this experimental; slice of life,

Jeff Nix

jeffnix@gmail.com

Now, here goes…

The following is a *telephone* exchange between a *hotel* guest and  room-service:

Room Service (RS): “Morrin.  Roon sirbees.”

Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

RS: ” Rye.  Roon sirbees…morrin!  Joowish to oddor sunteen???”

G: “Uh…..  Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

RS: “Ow July den?”

G: “…..What??”

RS: “Ow July den?!?…  Pryed, boyud, poochd?”

G: “Oh, the eggs!  How do I like them?  Sorry…  Scrambled, please.”

RS: “Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?”

G: “Crisp will be fine.”

RS: “Hokay.  An Sahn toes?”

G: “What?”

RS: “An toes.  July Sahn toes?”

G: “I…  Don’t think so”

RS: “No?  Judo wan sahn toes???”

G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”

RS: “Toes!  Toes!…Why Joo don Juan toes?  Ow bow Anglish moppin we

Bodder?”

G: “Oh, English muffin!!!  I’ve got it!  You were saying ‘toast’…

Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RS: “We bodder?”

G: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”

RS: “Wad?!?”

G: “I mean butter…  Just put the butter on the side.”

RS: “Copy?”

G: “Excuse me?”

RS: “Copy…tea…meel?”

G: “Yes.  Coffee, please…  And that’s everything.”

RS: “One Minnie.  Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on

Sigh and copy..  Rye??”

G: “Whatever you say.”

RS: “Tenjooberrymuds.”

G: “You’re welcome.”

Check this out and have fun

Also there are other similar user friendly generators on this parent site.

Jeff

I DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW 1 RANDOM THING ABOUT YOU.

It’s become one of the fastest moving fads in the history of social networking. In one week’s time, over 5 million narcissists, braggarts, exhibitionists, and serial jabbermouths have posted notes to Facebook, disclosing “25 random things” about themselves to their online network of family, friends, friends-of-friends, and of course more than a few pseudo-friends who are just keeping up appearances because they lacked the guts to decline a “friend invite”. All the while, these very same people are exposing their dirty laundry, trivial observations, unsolicited fantasies, yawn-inducing confessions, white-washed biographical highlight reels and probably a hefty share of outright lies to an armada of sexual deviants, unstable stalkers, future blackmailers, potentially nefarious foreign and domestic intelligence agencies, and a legion of marketing bots- all of which are probably paying closer attention than those the list was intended for (for reasons best left unmentioned).

Just what kind of “random things” have been revealed via this mass act of egotistical disgorgement? Why, a friend of journalist Dan Zak of the Washington Post confessed, “I have pooped my pants more than three times as an adult.” Dallasite Mandy Aguilar reveals, “…my dog kisses me on the mouth. It’s cool.” An associate of Time magazine reporter Claire Suddath inexplicably revealed, “I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.”

Multiple the pointlessness and puerility of those three disclosures times 41.6 million- and you’ll begin to get a sense of the sheer enormity of this catastrophe. Has there ever been a greater amount of trivial idiocy manufactured in a smaller amount of time and then forced upon a greater number of victims in the history of human civilization? Okay, besides the blogosophere then?

Unlikely.   

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