Welcome to Laffs at Life – where everyone is a friend – See New Entries Below This Sticky Post

Jeff Nix's Facebook profile

Laffs at Life doubles as a test blog and my answer for the near-uselessness of Facebook.         Sticky Post – NEW stuff below

People said, “are you on facebook” and until Jan of 2009 I had NO idea what that even meant. Then came the business blog task, a facebook account and a logical next step…this practice blog was born. 

So how does Facebook *Really* make you feel?  I mean really… I’m 40 (something) and I don’t quite get it… admittedly it is a GREAT procrastination tool – and it’s interesting to see what my actual friends are up to (sometimes) but do I really care about knowing that one of my “friends” is making adjustments to the zig zag attachment on their sewing machine?  

 

While I do see a practical application for exploring the aspects for cross pollinating with business interests, for the most part, Facebook is just goofy. This inclines me to then elaborate on the goofiness quotient by elevating this aspect to its logical highest potential.   

 

Since I’m kinda lost on the real values of FB, I have now converted my FB profile into an occasional, if not daily posting place for my personal brand of off beat humor. So there.. that’s my grand purpose for FB… Enjoy!

 

Jeff Nix (facebook me!) – and read my ABOUT page too!

 

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The Guy’s manual for getting tough things done

Like so many nuggets of interest brought to us by the MSN homepage, here is a humoristic look at some typical life issues for us guys.

The video shorts cover the following man-centric topics; all sponsored by, of all things, grape nuts cereal.  

There are also some article shorts as well, plus some neat e-cards following the same humor line.

VIDEOS:  

Baldness: how to take it like a man

Starting a new workout routine after 20 years

Dropping a belt size before a reunion

 

ARTICLES:  

How to banish the beer belly

High school reunion survival guide

Lots of others, just look!

 

THE GUYS MANUAL

The end of the world

OK,  If you’re adverse to humor that sprinkles in the occasional profanity, you’d probably need to skip this one. Otherwise, Its brilliant.

THE END!

Absurd New Razor

From the Ridiculous new items, intended to separate you from your greenbacks department…

We have the amazing Rolling Razor.

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Ok, here are the world changing claims:

Rolling Razor, Changing Shaving Forever!

The most advanced shaving technology in over a century. The multi-directional Rolling Razor for men was engineered to intuitively apply the perfect amount of pressure to the area being shaved. A man can effectively shave his face, neck and head without painful scraping and irritation. Completely customize your shave and be sure to find the Rolling Razor model that best fits your personality.

  • Designed for ultra precision and control
  • Easy to use. Flows with your natural motion
  • Faster Shave by using dual heads
  • Non-Slip Rubber Grip helps prevent slipping
  • 3 long lasting precision blades on each convex cartridge
  • Stylish look with a bonus designer base
  • Easy cartridge replacement
  • Travel with comfort by using the safety guard (included)

Price : $14.95     I’ll take two, HERE

My prediction:  One year shelf life, then QVC, then 1.99 at the BIG LOTS

Ok it has a great site, nice photos, good overall idea but the product.. Well, I “found” it on or about 5/15/09… Check back in a year and see if it is still as amazing as they claim.

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If possible, The world domination bunny would give this two thumbs down!

PS, They make em for chicks too!

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For you – GWTW

Memories of Etchasketchistan

When I was a but a yute, whilst traveling the world during my dad’s stint with the international zig zag attachment association,  (IZZA)  we lived for a short while in small country of Etchasketchistan. It was there I discovered the unparallel wonders and unending joys of the dual knob wonder called the Dial O writer. Eventually, the toy gained world wide acclaim and the local government changed the toy’s name to Etch-a-Sketch.

 

From that memorable time spent with the amazing time consuming and not-so-educational mechanical inscription device until now I have been fascinated with the toy. In what will very likely be the crowning event of my professional career I am currently on track to become the President of the International Etch-a-Sketch Association in 2018

 

For your own Etch-a-Sketch skip through memory lane, you can play around with a new electronic but 63% realistic version at this link:  http://www.etchy.org/ 

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Cluelessness

There Are No Stupid Questions

But There Are a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots

 

As you know if you have kept up, I started a test blog to learn how to link social networking to business development. Recently, I have added some developments, as follows:

 

On the LAFFS blog, I’ve added a section called DEMOTIVATORS, inspired by http://despair.com/

 

You’ve seen beautiful photographs coupled with utterly ridiculous versions of impossible notions and platitudinous psychobabble; they’re ubiquitous in today’s corporate ivory towers… DEMOVITATORS turns that nonsense on its ear while elevating insensitivity to its logical conclusion. 

 

If you’re a hypersensitive ninny, you’ll need to thicken your skin to enjoy these pearls of real wisdom from our friends at despair.com.

 

I have also added a new business and general interest blog, http://jeffnix.wordpress.com/

It has now and will be expanded to include business as well as personal interest topics inserted as categories.

 

Click to the blogs to enjoy this experimental; slice of life,

 

Jeff Nix

jeffnix@gmail.com

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tenjooberrymuds!

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By the time you read through this you will understand tenjooberrymuds…  In order to continue getting-by in America we will all need to learn the revised English language!

 

 Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term “tenjooberrymuds”.
With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!

Now, here goes…

The following is a *telephone* exchange between a *hotel* guest and  room-service:

Room Service (RS): “Morrin.  Roon sirbees.”

Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

RS: ” Rye.  Roon sirbees…morrin!  Joowish to oddor sunteen???”

G: “Uh…..  Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

RS: “Ow July den?”

G: “…..What??”

RS: “Ow July den?!?…  Pryed, boyud, poochd?”

G: “Oh, the eggs!  How do I like them?  Sorry…  Scrambled, please.”

RS: “Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?”

G: “Crisp will be fine.”

RS: “Hokay.  An Sahn toes?”

G: “What?”

RS: “An toes.  July Sahn toes?”

G: “I…  Don’t think so”

RS: “No?  Judo wan sahn toes???”

G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”

RS: “Toes!  Toes!…Why Joo don Juan toes?  Ow bow Anglish moppin we

Bodder?”

G: “Oh, English muffin!!!  I’ve got it!  You were saying ‘toast’…

Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RS: “We bodder?”

G: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”

RS: “Wad?!?”

G: “I mean butter…  Just put the butter on the side.”

RS: “Copy?”

G: “Excuse me?”

RS: “Copy…tea…meel?”

G: “Yes.  Coffee, please…  And that’s everything.”

RS: “One Minnie.  Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on

Sigh and copy..  Rye??”

G: “Whatever you say.”

RS: “Tenjooberrymuds.”

G: “You’re welcome.”