tenjooberrymuds!

breakfast
By the time you read through this you will understand tenjooberrymuds…  In order to continue getting-by in America we will all need to learn the revised English language!

 

 Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term “tenjooberrymuds”.
With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!

Now, here goes…

The following is a *telephone* exchange between a *hotel* guest and  room-service:

Room Service (RS): “Morrin.  Roon sirbees.”

Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

RS: ” Rye.  Roon sirbees…morrin!  Joowish to oddor sunteen???”

G: “Uh…..  Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

RS: “Ow July den?”

G: “…..What??”

RS: “Ow July den?!?…  Pryed, boyud, poochd?”

G: “Oh, the eggs!  How do I like them?  Sorry…  Scrambled, please.”

RS: “Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?”

G: “Crisp will be fine.”

RS: “Hokay.  An Sahn toes?”

G: “What?”

RS: “An toes.  July Sahn toes?”

G: “I…  Don’t think so”

RS: “No?  Judo wan sahn toes???”

G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”

RS: “Toes!  Toes!…Why Joo don Juan toes?  Ow bow Anglish moppin we

Bodder?”

G: “Oh, English muffin!!!  I’ve got it!  You were saying ‘toast’…

Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RS: “We bodder?”

G: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”

RS: “Wad?!?”

G: “I mean butter…  Just put the butter on the side.”

RS: “Copy?”

G: “Excuse me?”

RS: “Copy…tea…meel?”

G: “Yes.  Coffee, please…  And that’s everything.”

RS: “One Minnie.  Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on

Sigh and copy..  Rye??”

G: “Whatever you say.”

RS: “Tenjooberrymuds.”

G: “You’re welcome.”

 

 

 

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